Was thinking about those "stick in your lawn" crows (vermont flamingos) that some have in New England, and found the above. This will be it on the pillow posts, promise. We did get their tractor pillow as a gift last year that fits in perfectly. Company is called Hooked On Vermont. Some sort of Susan Sargent-ish stuff (alliteration override switch must be broken today...) meant in the best possible way.
BTW, if you have never looked at the Dictionary of Regional English, it is a must see. Jeezum crow.